Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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