don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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