That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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