She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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