Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
