Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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