redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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