I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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