week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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