Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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