you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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