Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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