Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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