you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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