that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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