When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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