shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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