So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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