what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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