We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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