Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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