Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She bit a glass in half.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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