try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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