Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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