do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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