How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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