I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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