Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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