I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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