okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
