Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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