Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
