she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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