Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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