I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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