Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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