I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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