OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
