I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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