My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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