I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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