What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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