By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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