Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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