he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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