Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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