Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
areolas are like halos for boobs.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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