i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
