Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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