Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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