i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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