ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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