It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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