Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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