Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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